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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

sex cures bitchiness

Yes it's true!

Sex knocks-out PMS & Smart Girls are better in bed!

Guys, if your girlfriend is bitchy, give her some of your luv-juice!  Turns out semen (yep, no condoms) absorbed into the vagina chemically and the result is a calming, pleasure inducing, hormone balancing antidote to female bitchiness.  

Studies also show that sex with an intellectual woman is superior to that of party girls and athletic gals.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Lolita

Lolita

I tango~d tonight with you cheek 2 cheek
Steppin in time 2 the south american beat.

you asked me to step outside; lover, come please

What was I 2 say? I told u I was not 4 u.....

"Eye know U're fine from head 2 pumps
If U were mine we'd bump bump bump
U're much 2 young 2 peep my stash
U're tryin' 2 write checks Ur body can't cash
U can't hang with this, girl

Lolita
U're sweeter
But U'll never make a cheater out of me

Cool 2gether, yes, eye must admit
Long time ago, we'd be the shh... uh oh
Like Frank and Ava, we'd paint the town
Just on the floor, gettin' way down"

Lolita
U're sweeter
But eye won't mislead ya
Eye'll feed ya, if it'll please ya
But then eye'll say c ya
U're a fine, mama mia
But U'll never ever ever..
make a cheater out of me

Imagine me on the tip of Ur tongue
If eye took a sip then eye would be on the run
Hellhounds barkin' 'round my door
Eye can't sip U once 'less eye sip U some more

Lolita
Better get out of here
'Less U wanna dance"

said Prince

I heard it in my heart, he's o so right.

Kept it so-oh tight.

So why is it so hard 2 leave u 2night?


Dance with me lover.
Take me Lolita.

i'm on my way down.
You are my chance.
But it really is never
Unless u know forever,
b/c that's the only thing without guarantee...
so say goodbye 2 me

© June 2006 N. Leigh

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Goldilocks and The 3 Bears

June 3, 2006 - Saturday
Goldilocks and The 3 Bears

I'm just a girl
Living in a Goldilocks world
One's just too hot, the other too cold
The perfect one's soul is sold

I wanna heat it up
To fill my cup
But I'm not allowed
So I leave into the crowd
Step up and claim what is yours
Before I close the doors

You could be so right
If you'd only fight

But he's over here running hot
So much that it's gonna rot
Too much baby, it's gonna waste
Cool it down so I can have a taste
Step back, don't ask for more
So I can walk through the door

You could be so tasty
If you wouldn't be so hasty

Then there's you
I'm so confused, I have no clue
The perfect temperature
My longing for you has no cure
To resurrect the past
How long can I remain last?

You are so fine
If only you were mine

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

She's a SUPER-STAR!

That's my girl! Woot Woot!
BET Awards 2008!